Well, I wish I had 500 bucks lying around for such a treat, but if you do, and you’re looking for a really special holiday gift, you might check out this QWERTY keyboard handbag from Kate Spade.
As the fashionistas at Kate Spade say, it really,er, sends a message, doesn’t it? (H/t to Fritinacy for this tidbit.)
And, of course, to really send the message, you’ll need some grammatically correct holiday cards to send this year, won’t you? Grammar Girl happily obliges.