Reality bites

In honor of National Punctuation Day, MRP gives you this excellent example of gratuitous quotation marks, seen at the Big E in Western Massachusetts.

I’m not sure if what’s “real” is the ice cream or the soft serve, but I’m not taking any chances. Fried dough, anyone?

Hat tip to Moondog.

Brick by brick

MRP sees this sign on the way to work.

That’s right, every day with the random quotation marks on “asphalt paving” and the random apostrophe on patios.

Every. Single. Day.