Just in case you were wondering what kind of scintillating conversations Mighty Red Pen and Mister Mighty Red Pen have, there’s just one important thing to know: Mister is an English teacher.
MRP: D. [6 months old] is getting so mobile.
Mister [thinking for a moment]: Is it mobuhl or mo-buy-l?
MRP: I say mobuhl. [thinking] No, maybe I say mo-buy-l. No, mobuhl.
Mister: I would say mo-buy-l.
MRP: But then there’s the thing that goes in the crib. Is that a mobuhl or a mobeel?
Mister: Mobuhl. Mobeel.
MRP: And then there’s Mobeel, Alabama.
Mister: Yes, then there’s Mobeel.