MRP picked up this fantastic umbrella at Building 19. If you don’t know Building 19, they sell a lot of merchandise rejected by other stores for being irregular or whatnot. This particular batch of umbrellas was evidently intended for Barnes and Noble. It has 25 literary quotations (or fragments thereof).
Here it is as modeled by S.
Here’s what’s so fantastic about the umbrella, in MRP’s opinion: it has typos! Here they misspelled “mariner” as in “Rime of the Ancient . . . ,” an otherwise wonderful poem that has given us one of the misused and overused lines, “Water, water, everywhere. . . ”
Here they misspelled “embroidered.” A gold star for the person who knows where this quotation is from. Reader, MRP must confess that Mister and I had to look it up.