Mighty Red Pen

February 3, 2007

Attention, craigslist users

Filed under: Mad marketing,Overseen — mighty red pen @ 4:48 pm

Want to make sure that no one wants to buy your bunk beds, ever, no matter how nice their condition? Follow these tips from “Don.”

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1. First, don’t make the beds.

2. After that, make sure there is as much junk on the bed as possible. And also, under the beds.

3. Very important: be certain to invite your ancient wiemarieners or some other old stinky kind of dog to lounge all over it. Make sure that at least one of them appears to possibly have died on the top bunk.

4. Finally, take a photo in the darkest lighting possible.

Ta da! How to make sure that no one wants to buy your stuff on craigslist. Ever.

3 Comments »

  1. so freaking funny

    Comment by aud — February 8, 2007 @ 6:47 pm | Reply

  2. BWAHAHAHAHA

    Comment by YouIt? — March 19, 2007 @ 2:29 pm | Reply

  3. Sold. I heard a lady in a blue state bought these. Comes with the dawgs.

    Comment by pelt — April 12, 2007 @ 2:34 pm | Reply


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