Gopher shared this press release, saying, “It conjures up a mental image of all these people gathering around a baby sired by Gulliver. And using the word ‘colossal’ is just adding the to imagery.”
MultiVu Video Feed: “World’s Largest Baby Massage” Teaches Parents How to Bond With Baby
NEW YORK, April 14 /PRNewswire/ — During the 2007 American baby fare [sic] in Dallas, Palmer’s Cocoa Butter formula will host an unprecedented, colossal and baby-friendly event. Hundreds of parents and their babies will gather to set a one-of-a-kind newborn record for simultaneous baby massage.
And don’t even get me started on the use of the word fare instead of fair. Okay, here’s the deal on that: fare is food (among other things), fair is a carnival (among other things). I take it they were not eating the babies, no matter how big and tasty they appeared.