Mighty Red Pen

October 9, 2007

Got silk?

Filed under: Mad marketing — mighty red pen @ 7:25 pm


Number of words in this copy from a box of Hanes Silk Reflection kneehighs: 34

Number of times the word silk or silky is used: 4

Number of copywriters who need a thesaurus . . .



  1. Rejected slogans:

    -If You Can’t Beat Silky Kneehighs, Join Silky Kneehighs.

    -Come See the Softer Side of Silky Kneehighs.

    -Nothing Comes Between Me And My Silky Kneehighs.

    Comment by Molie — October 10, 2007 @ 5:34 pm | Reply

  2. Good old slogan generator!

    Comment by mightyredpen — October 11, 2007 @ 6:19 pm | Reply

  3. AKA the PSS Slogan Generator. 🙂

    Comment by Molie — October 12, 2007 @ 7:34 pm | Reply

  4. I bet when they were stumped they took a break for a nice glass of soymilk. I’m just wondering what brand they might have in the office there, though.

    Comment by Frida's Big Gay Day — October 13, 2007 @ 8:08 pm | Reply

  5. Moley, more from the PSS Slogan Generator:

    In Dreams of Silk, White Doves Rule the Silky Kneehighs
    Uncle Silk Wants You to Defend Silky Kneehighs
    The Stop Silky Kneehighs Permanently Campaign
    Brother, Can You Spare a Pair of Silky Kneehighs?
    Mamas, Don’t Let Your Silky Kneehighs Grow Up to Be Silky

    Comment by MRP — October 15, 2007 @ 6:37 pm | Reply

  6. Gigglesnort! Good times, good times.

    Silky silky everywhere, without a kneehigh to silk.

    Comment by Molie — October 16, 2007 @ 5:50 pm | Reply

  7. Molie, You totally win! I knew I was forgetting the best one!

    Comment by mightyredpen — October 16, 2007 @ 7:20 pm | Reply

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