Mighty Red Pen

February 19, 2008

Mai baibel, lemme sho yu it

Filed under: Grammar goddess,Pop culture,Spellbound — mighty red pen @ 8:06 pm
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It’s hours of endless amusement: The LOLCat Bible Translation Project.

I’m not kidding. So only check it if you have hours.

Here’s a little excerpt:

1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1

If you are not conversant in lolcat and would like to contribute, you can learn how to speak lolcat. In no time, you’ll learn everything you wanted to know about lolcat pronouns, spelling, syntax, etc., not to mention the difference between lolcatspeak and txtspeak.

Srsly. Kthxbai.



  1. Hiya,

    Long time no read. Or comment. When I was first introduced to lolcat speak, it gave me a headache just to read, but now it amuses me. I guess my intelligence is faltering. Skwishing 2 nuffin. LOL

    Had no idea about the bible thing, though.


    Comment by Kasey — February 20, 2008 @ 2:50 pm | Reply

  2. I never heard of lolcat until this post. Luke 1 had me laughing out loud.

    Lotz of peeplz tried to tel dis stori, its turnded into sort of an urbn lejnd LOL. So I investigaetd evrithin for mai frend Theophilus, so u will know teh truef.

    Wen Herrud hads cheezburgers, sum dood callz Zac hads waif callz Liz. Dey laiks Ceiling Cat and does not pee on his rug. But dey waz old and still has no kittehs. One dai, Zac waz serving Ceiling Cat, He hadz to smoke da catnip Wen every doodz was preying. And dey was an angel in da catnip – O noez! But teh angel sed “is okai. You can has a kitteh. Calls him Jon. You can has partiez, and all teh doodz also Foar Ceiling Cat will laik him; but he cans not has da drinkies. An he will work foar teh Ceiling Cat And makes all teh doodz sry dey was bad.” An Zac sed: “wat? But me and mai waif has rinkles” An teh angel sed “Srsly, I is Gabriel. I knows Ceiling Cat, who sendz me, But ‘cos you doesn’t beleeve me you can has no voice foar now, kthxbai”.

    Comment by Frank Drone — February 20, 2008 @ 6:03 pm | Reply

  3. Frank, srsly? I can has cheezburger — yu needz it.
    oh hai Kasey, waz wunderin!

    Comment by mightyredpen — February 20, 2008 @ 7:52 pm | Reply

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