MRP knows you’re all waiting with bated breath to find out whether the Natick Redmen will live to dominate high school sports in the Metrowest Boston area, but the polls just closed at 8 p.m., so hold your horses.
In the meantime, I offer you this little tidbit:
Missing punctuation aside (oh, wherefore are thou?), let’s talk about the mixed messages. Drinks (coffee) are not allowed, but water is? Is water not a drink? What about drinks (other than coffee but not water)?