Children, please gather ’round for the cautionary tale of Miss Rebecca Ward, who learned the hard way what happens when you don’t obey parking regulations.
According to Metro:
The incident happened when Miss Ward, of Stalybridge, Greater Manchester, hurriedly parked her car so she could catch a train, unaware of a sign warning that cars would be clamped.
She returned to find a poorly punctuated message sprayed in big red letters across the car’s bodywork.
Naturally, MRP’s favorite part of the story was this:
The incidents, which happened behind the Ruby Rooms nightclub in Stalybridge, are being investigated by police.
No one from the nightclub was available to comment, or take a punctuation test.
Oh yeah, also, her tires were slashed. But that just seems like an afterthought since the damage had really already been done.
Hat tip to SteamedPenguin.