Hat tip to cookiezim for this sign:
Locations have been disguised to protect the not-so-innocent who are guilty of perpetrating, among other things:
a. Lack of proper hyphenation (in “fragrance-free”)
b. Random quotation marks (around the entire thing) and
c. Random mid-sentence capitalization (of the word “women”)
Perpetrators are hereby sentenced to forty lashes with an unscented noodle.