Mighty Red Pen

May 9, 2009

It’s just what I wanted!

Filed under: Apostrophe catastrophe — mighty red pen @ 8:08 pm
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Hat tip to David, who writes, “My Mother’s Day present for you is a nice case of grocer’s apostrophe. It’s from a car wash place in the center of gorgeous Allston, Mass.”

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Yes, moms love clean cars, but this mom especially loves it when apostrophes are not boldly going where they ought not to go.

2 Comments »

  1. One of the most hysterical things I’ve ever read is a section in Terry Pratchett’s “Going Postal,” in which a elderly greengrocery is reunited w/ the love of his youth. There’s an apostrophe in front of every S.

    Comment by TootsNYC — May 14, 2009 @ 3:32 pm | Reply

  2. Faulty apostrophes seems to be highly contagious, but I am determined never to succumb! I tend to read them literally; in the example above I read “Mom is love” to myself.

    A colon after “LOVE” would unverb it, and would give the sign a slightly different but consistent sense.

    Comment by Stan — May 16, 2009 @ 8:02 am | Reply


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